Age Four: Pee without pulling my pants all the way down to my ankles.
Age Six: Take the training wheels off and learn to ride a bicycle.
Age 15: Lose my virginity.
Age 16: Lose my virginity.
Age 17: Lose my virginity.
Age 18: Travel the world.
Age 25: Get a real job.
Age 30: Have kids.
Age 35: Blessed with two small children, get a good night’s sleep at least once.
Age 40: Lose weight.
Age 45: Lose weight.
Age 50: Avoid going broke.
Age 55: Lose weight and avoid going broke.
My current New Year’s resolution for 2015 is become a grandpa. I think I’m finally old enough to handle the responsibility.
Best wishes for a healthy, happy and prosperous new year to my loyal readers, all dozen of you.