Two: I go to bed the same time as I did when I was eleven years old.
Three: I look sexy naked with only my socks on.
Four: Because of my writing experience, I know the difference between “affect” and “effect”, and when to use “which” or “that”. Consider yourself warned: don’t get stuck in a corner with me at a party.
Five: I am lazy and indolent. Hard work is for other people.
Six: In a job years ago which involved some work in Hollywood, I met a few “B” list celebrities.
Seven: I make spaghetti when it’s my turn to cook dinner. The sauce comes fresh from the jar.
Eight: I have a repertoire of about a dozen anecdotes, which I rotate depending on the occasion. This means my company is best tolerated in small doses stretched over a considerable period of time.
Nine: I was once accidentally locked in the Monastery of Temptation in Jericho (one of the anecdotes referred to above).
Ten: I remain married to the first Mrs. Harris.