My bathroom scale is broken. That’s the only possible explanation for a recent strange turn of events. According to this devilish device, I register five pounds more than I did only a few weeks ago. Like the HAL 9000 computer in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, a mere machine has apparently developed its own secret agenda and ego-maniacal ambition, and is willing to crush any human who dares cross its path.

The only other alternative to this sudden escalation in measured body mass is that round-the-clock snacking and a couch potato lifestyle has something to do with it. Nah, too farfetched to be believable.

I think my jeans also shrank in the wash. I'm losing my faith in mechanical contraptions.


 


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05/19/2015 12:41am

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03/19/2016 7:05am

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05/16/2016 4:58am

You need to switch to digital scales, the world of mechanical stopped moving forward couple of decades.

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This is the obvious part of the age in which are defiantly getting the problem of overweight because in this part you are not able to control your body. I really feel bad for your bathroom scale on the other side.

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10/09/2016 1:38pm

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You're in good physical condition, I think! Don't think much about scale) The most important thing is to love yourself!

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